Defining the difference between dive bar and shithole.
Let me 1st say that I was on my bi-annual Dive Bar Quest and I pulled out a plum on the first stop! You know you're onto something when your target has no windows and a sticky layer of lung gum on EVERYTHING. An oasis from that annoying smoking ban. I especially liked the busted, circa 1992 Nascar bar lights, that seemed to be covering the holes in the wall from when Cleatus went nuts after downing his 35th Natty Light. Cheap drinks, scary patrons... check this one off my list.